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Why Us?
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Because we are inexpensive...
Yup, that is the first reason you will choose to buy from Tackoftheday.
Because you are frugal...
That is the second reason you will choose us.
The anticipation will kill you (figuratively)....
You will wait every day for noon. You will not sleep the night
before. You will break out in sweats when noon draws near. You will
drink excessive amounts of coffee waiting for the time to come. Then when
noon arrives...
You will pound the keyboard at noon every day....
That's right when the time finally comes and it is "High Noon" on Monday thru
Friday you will pound the refresh key waiting for the new item to pop up.
Every month we will have to sell you a new keyboard because you have broken the
previous one!
You are addicted...
Let's be honest... you are a horse person and you are addicted. You are
obsessed with anything to do with horses. And, that is especially true of
tack. You live to read catalogs and to go to tack shops and you need to
add a ....
12 Step Program to feed your addiction...
Sure, we know that 12 step programs help you overcome an addiction. But
then you would not come buy our stuff every day. So we have a 12 step
program to feed and nurture that addiction. Not all addictions are bad
you know. Here are the twelve ways we will help you feed your
addiction:
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You will become obsessive compulsive about being at a computer at
noon time.
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Your horse will be standing in the
aisle pawing while you are
running to the house at noon time to check Tackoftheday before it sells out.
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You will not eat until you have seen the item pop up and you have
bought one. (Excellent diet plan.)
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You will call your friends and help feed their addiction while
discussing the Tackoftheday.
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You will be highly upset when there is an item you wanted (cheap)
and it was sold out.
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Your husband will loathe us.
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Your horse crazy children will bug you endlessly every day wanting
our wonderful deals. It will drive you insane - so finally you will give
them the credit card and tell them to buy as many as they want just to save
yourself.
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Then not only will you become obsessed with noon time every day,
you will become frostbitten sitting on a snow bank at the end of the lane
waiting for the UPS driver to deliver your package from a couple of days ago.
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You will be amazed at the low shipping rates for such cool stuff.
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Hey, answer the phone your credit card company is calling... (they
are offering you more credit so that you can better feed the Tackoftheday
addiction. TAKE THE OFFER!)
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Weekends will be a nightmare for you. No new items on
weekends. Monday can't come soon enough.
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And finally - YOU ARE ADDICTED if you have wasted 10 perfectly
productive minutes reading this pile of muck. Go get some work done!
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